Balloon Animals Unisex T-Shirt

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$26.25 USD

~~$35.00 USD~~ $26.25 USD

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Printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001. This versatile, essential, premium t-shirt is designed to be a beloved favorite, suitable for both men and women. It boasts a comfortable crew neck, short sleeves, and a timeless, classic fit. The inclusion of dual sideseams guarantees an improved fit that withstands the test of time. Crafted using premium combed and ring-spun cotton, each shirt is dyed and cut in the US, ensuring superior quality. If you prioritize exceptional quality and socially, ethically, and environmentally responsible production, this tee is the ideal choice for your wardrobe.

Balloon Animals, an auditory apocalypse incarnate, mercilessly shreds through decency and decorum like a chainsaw through flesh. Their cacophonous assault on musical sensibilities is like a middle finger to artistic restraint, as if they've ingested the souls of demons and belched out pure sonic chaos. And let's not kid ourselves, their lyrics are a veritable feast of the grotesque, making even the darkest pits of hell seem like a quaint vacation spot. If you're looking for aural brutality that'll slap your eardrums into submission, Balloon Animals is the unholy dirge you've been desperately craving.

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