D&D shirts & ttrpg apparel

For seekers of meaning in fantasy and gaming.

 

FIELD REPORT: Session 36 // ---

The Archive intercepted a broadcast from 1934. Still looping.

We traced it to an order of monks whose core tenet was something most adventurers never achieve. When facing darkness, they aimed to make it uncomfortable first.

The monks, though strangely stoic, weren't solemn. They were cartoonish. They moved in odd ways. They smiled at things that shouldn't be smiled at. They waved happily at death and welcomed the abyss as a dance partner.

Their temples were celluloid.
Their rituals were musical numbers.
They believed despair is a kind of consent, and the best way to breach a contract with doom is to refuse to stop grinning.

This collection is for the ones who crack the joke at the wrong time. Whose anxiety during the session doesn't come from the dragon, but from the unhinged player who grins at the dragon and pulls out a collection of limericks they'd composed. The players whose character art has pie-cut eyes and too many teeth.

These artifacts are for the jesters.
For the ones who move wrong on purpose.
For the players who make the DM want to come up with creative new punishments.
Who stare into the darkness, expecting it to blink first.

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FAQ

Shipping Info

Orders ship after 1-2 business days in most cases. All orders will ship with tracking. You'll be notified about order status every step of the way.

Shipping is $5 flat or FREE on orders of 3 or more t-shirts.

Can I get a friend discount?

Yeah dude! Check your order page for a 35% off coupon to send to a friend. If your friend uses it, you also get 35% off. Now we're all friends!

Size Chart

I currently print only on BELLA+CANVAS T-shirts. I have others available on request, reach out to me if you want anything different!

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Comfort Colors 1717)

Size

Width (across)

Length

Sleeve (center back)

S 18.25" 26.625" 16.25
M 20.25" 28" 17.75
L 22" 29.375" 19
XL 24" 30.75" 20.5
2XL 26" 31.625" 21.75
3XL 27.75" 32.5" 23.25
4XL 29.75" 33.5" 24.625

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Where and how are your shirts made?

My shirts are assembled and printed in the USA.

I only print with the highest quality processes available. I'm a total t-shirt snob and I don't feel comfortable selling anything less.

Currently all my shirts are made using Direct to Garment printing. I've printed t-shirts for over 20 years and currently, DTG produces the best looking and feeling, and long-lasting t-shirts in my not so humble opinion.

Who or what is a tsaurus?

t-shirt saurus.

I'm Rex Saurus. I'm an ageless creator from a time long past. In this present incarnation, I make t-shirts mostly. I also write. I take D&D more seriously than the players I run it for.

Who designs this stuff? Is it AI?

It's all me.

I've never had a consistent style. That's why I do different themes each month - to challenge myself to try different styles and methods. Sometimes I feel like painting, sometimes I experiment with AI, sometimes I draw everything with pencil and paper. Sometimes I set stuff on fire.

I approach every design as if there are no established rules - I figure it out as I go. This is definitely not how most professional artists build their business but it's what comes natural to me. I'm more 'creative' than 'artistic.' I enjoy the process of discovery, or 'figuring it out as I go' way more than following one established method. This is how I approach almost everything I do in life.

To be absolutely clear - any time I use generative AI, it's just a small piece of the puzzle. I've been photobashing for a LONG time. I have a long and storied career as a graphic designer, and I see AI generated images the same as using stock images. It's just an extension of the same techniques I've used for decades. I honestly don't think AI can do what I do without me.

If I just used AI to make everything I'd probably have 8,000 designs. That's not what I'm about.