Mage Against the Machine Unisex T-Shirt

Casting in the Name of!

I know RATM isn't grunge, but hear me out...

Rules? Overrated. The system? Broken. The machine? Meant to be dismantled.

If you’ve ever looked at the rulebook and thought, What if I just… didn’t?—this is your shirt.

Most people think mages are just walking encyclopedias of spells—wizards locked in towers, playing by the book. But real magic isn’t about rules. It’s about bending them.

Mages are the ones who change the game. They don’t accept the status quo. They don’t roll with the system—they rewrite it. They’re the ones who look at the battlefield and say, Nah, let’s drop a meteor on this whole thing.

This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a statement. It’s a middle finger to the forces trying to keep you in line.

Wear it to the table. Wear it to the mosh pit. Wear it anytime you’re about to break the game.

It’s the shirt you wear when you’re about to turn a Nat 1 into a legendary story.

It’s your sign to stop waiting for permission—and start rolling for revolution.

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