Anarcho-Dungeonism Unisex T-shirt

The DM sets the scene. The party nods—smiling, waiting. The DM rolls the dice.

Then, everything goes off the rails.

The rogue assassinates the king you spent hours writing lore for. The bard charms the villain into an existential crisis. The wizard dimension doors out instead of fighting the boss. The barbarian? They punch a god.

The carefully crafted campaign world is burning.

This is Anarcho-Dungeonism.

This shirt isn’t for rules lawyers or DM dictators—it’s for the party members who throw the game into beautiful chaos.

You aren’t a prisoner of the dungeon. You don’t follow its rules. You don’t play by its gods.

You’re a chaos engine in a world trying to stay on script.

Get yours before the DM nerfs it.

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The grunge era never died—it just took a long rest. Now it’s back, and it brought dice. Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 2 cranks the distortion even higher, fusing epic fantasy with 90s grunge rebellion in a way that hits harder than a natural 20 on a performance check. (Alice in Chains MTV unplugged)

Adventurers don’t need polished armor and high fantasy clichés—some just show up in ripped flannel, combat boots, and a dagger they found in a thrift shop. Some heroes don’t write ballads; they scream battle cries into the void.

This collection is for the ones who fight the establishment dragons with nothing but attitude, roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know that every campaign is just a concept album waiting to be played.