Product Lore
Session Entry: CLB-HLY-05
Subject Type: Cleric-class Temporal Displacement
Filed under: Holy / Cleric / Pray
Everyone thinks the Cleric is here to heal.
They're just the class you make your girlfriend play.
To hang back.
To be your heal-bot.
To beg the gods for permission.
That’s cute.
They're the first ones wading into the darkness, holy symbol in one hand and warhammer in the other.
They're the vessels for the words of their gods.
They are walking miracles.
They’ll mend your wounds in the same turn that their morningstar savagely removes the face of a demon.
This isn’t support.
It’s divine punishment and deliverance all in one badass package.
This relic was recovered near the holy water fountain - still hot.
The one who wore it never asked for help.
They blessed themselves and charged.
Channel Divinity wasn’t a strategy. It was a warning.
"Urban legend said band hall was haunted...
So between third and fourth period, he went in there and Turned Undead.
I didn't believe it til the doors flew open and mist fled out”
- Rogue, visibly shaken
"She brought me back to life... just to yell at me for not listening to her."
- Barbarian, still grateful
Inspired by the Hellfire Club tees from Stranger Things
From December 2025 - DnD Club
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Barbarian Rage - DnD Club Ringer Tee
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Cleric Holy Power - DnD Club Ringer
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Reality is Negotiable - Wizard Tee
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