From the Astral Sea to the Abyss, the riffs are cosmic, the vibes are chaotic, and the audience? Mind flayers, archmages, and at least one confused gelatinous cube.
Your favorite band of arcane misfits is plane-hopping through the Great Wheel, bringing pure, spell-slinging, face-melting magic to the multiverse.
And if you think Scorching Ray is just an attack spell, you’ve clearly never seen a bard use it for encore pyrotechnics.
Your Backstage Pass to Pure Chaos
- For spellcasters who live for the drama, power, and reckless spell slots
- For players who believe in the magic of nat 20s and nostalgia
- For anyone who knows Bigby’s Hand is great for backwards crowd-surfing
Inspired by early '90s world tour tees, this design celebrates grunge, spell-jamming legends, and the most chaotic gig in the planes.
Get yours before the tour hits Mechanus and the whole thing gets shut down.