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Steel sings. Hammers strike shields with the force of holy thunder. The corrupt fall beneath the weight of their own ambition.
The world has forgotten what it means to stand. To serve. To sacrifice. But you remember. This is the creed of the Paladin. No cut corners. No taking a little off the top. No compromise.
Reject false authority of corrupt hierarchies of power. Embrace the ancient oath. They call you a relic. They don’t understand. They think virtue can be bought, that loyalty must be earned with coin.
They build empires on broken promises and call it glory. They mock the old codes. They sneer at those who kneel only to honor.
But the Paladin knows the truth: Strength without honor is hollow. Victory without virtue is ash. Conviction is a blade sharper than any sword. And when the world falls into shadow, who will stand against it?
Not the kings. Not the merchants. Only those righteous—and unyielding—enough to bear the burden.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a vow woven in cloth.
This design is heavily inspired by the original D&D book art, early 90s punk and grunge posters, and especially the fierce, mythic spirit of 1980s fantasy comics and pulp heroism.
Reject modernity. Embrace chivalry.
Swear fealty to honor, not kings. Stand unbent before the storm.
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Customer Reviews
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.
I am impressed with the shirt. Not only did it turn heads when I was at my DnD table, it fits the class I so often play. Definitely would love to see an Oathbreaker version, but this will do. So far, it has held up in the wash. "Deus Vult"
The title pretty much says everything you need to know.
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Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
Exactly as described. The shirt was a little on the thin side (cost savings?) but the design is nice. We'll see how long it lasts.
Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Woven from the threads of nostalgia and eldritch comfort, this shirt grants +5 to Charisma and absolute authority behind the DM screen. The retro glyphs shimmer like arcane runes—my players dare not question the one who wears it. A true relic of power.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
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Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.
The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.
My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.
Obey your thirst to smite your enemies! When I am dungeon delving, my trusty blade dishes out the radiant flavor of smite (tastes like sprite with the tang of justice).
I enjoy these pop culture spins and they definitely turn heads. Also I play Paladin in DnD so it fits like a glove.
Quality print and soft shirt
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...
