Natural One - I Rolled the Dice and the Gods Rolled Their Eyes Unisex T-shirt
Natural One - I Rolled the Dice and the Gods Rolled Their Eyes Unisex T-shirt
This design will be locked away forever on April 30th!
Size Chart
Size Chart

Couldn't load pickup availability
Product Info
Product Info
Share This:



Some failures are small. Others are legendary. The Natural One tee captures the crushing despair of rolling a one when it matters most. It wasn’t just bad luck, it was prophecy. I rolled the dice, and the gods rolled their eyes.”
This shirt is for the adventurers who’ve been there. Show solidarity for those who've failed critically, watched their elaborate or last-ditch plans shattered against the DM screen like angry notes in a broken song... The silence broken only by the slow clap of destiny...
More from January 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons
The grunge era never died—it just took a long rest. Now it’s back, and it brought dice. Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 1 cranks the distortion, grows out its hair, and wears the same flannel 365 days a year. Fusing epic fantasy with 90s grunge rebellion, it hits harder than a natural 20 on a performance check. (Alice in Chains MTV unplugged)
Adventurers don’t need polished armor and high fantasy clichés—some just show up in ripped flannel, combat boots, and a dagger they found in a thrift shop. Some heroes don’t write ballads; they scream emotion-drenched battle cries into the void.
This collection is for the ones who fight the establishment dragons with nothing but attitude, roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know that every campaign is just a concept album waiting to be played. Whatever, man.
-
Zariel - In Avernus Unisex T-Shirt
Regular price From $26.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$35.00 USDSale price From $26.25 USD -
Waterdeep Crime Lord Unisex T-shirt
Regular price From $26.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$35.00 USDSale price From $26.25 USD -
Necromancer Wizard Unisex T-Shirt
Regular price From $26.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$35.00 USDSale price From $26.25 USD -
Natural One - I Rolled the Dice and the Gods Rolled Their Eyes Unisex T-shirt
Regular price From $26.25 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$35.00 USDSale price From $26.25 USD
Love this T. Design. Image. Saying. One of my new faves!