Reject Modernity - Bard Tee
Reject Modernity - Bard Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
The world grows orderly, silent, obedient—it's no wonder why everything feels so hollow.
But if you still remember...
You are not one of them. You are one of us.
You drink with ghosts. You dance with grief. You let every wound write a verse into the song of you. Speak beauty into a world grown numb. Love boldly, laugh loudly, weep without shame. Let them forget your name.
Only the bardsong remains.
This design is inspired by the original D&D book art, early ‘90s underground poster culture, and the romantic chaos of the myth-keeper who refuses to fade quietly. Joy is rebellion. Memory is resistance. And the music never stops.
Reject modernity. Embrace revelry.
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The perfect gift for a small bard or awenydd
Absolutely wonderful! 10/10
Everyone loves and asks where I got it.
Image is off center on shirt. Feels cheap
Very comfy fit and the colors are just as vibrant in person. New favorite shirt! :)
Let customers speak for us
from 751 reviews
Absolutely smashed it, just like a true smite
I really enjoy this sight and I appreciate the artist sharing video of them designing the art pieces. Makes me have alot more buyer trust and confidence.
I actually got this for my boyfriend and he loves it. He did say it isn't the softest hoodie material, but it is thick good material and he is super pleased with it.
I love all the designs on the shop, and I keep coming back to get more shirts to add to my closet.
Love the design and the soft fabric. I was ish it came in 5xl, but the 4xl seems to fit pretty okay, just a little snug, but I'm sure I'll feel better after a few washes.
Great shirt!
It took no time to get my items to the point I was surprised when they showed up.
Very soft, loved the graphic!
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My friend said it fit great and the fabric was super soft! Screen printing seemed high quality. Overall super pleased with it!
The colors pop so sharply from the black fabric. I nearly wept when I first saw the shirt as it reminded me of the times I was lost for words when trying to soothe those in mourning. Wearing the shirt helps give me catharsis for myself and my failures while inspiring me to be what the aggrieved near me need me to be.
I play a paladin and I smite first, ask no questions. This old tyme theme sells itself.
I cannot get enough of this product line. Was feeling like i needed to be that killer DM.
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This was a really cool series of t-shirts. I currently own four from the Reject Modernity collection, and the quality of the inking is very nice. I enjoy wearing these shirts a lot. Thank you and I hope you have more fun designs to come.
What customers think about the store
Store offers high-quality t-shirts with creative, niche designs, particularly D&D and gaming themes. Customers praise soft fabric, vibrant prints, and fast shipping. Excellent customer service with responsive support and easy exchanges. Sizes run slightly smal... Store offers high-quality t-shirts with creative, niche designs, particularly D&D and gaming themes. Customers praise soft fabric, vibrant prints, and fast shipping. Excellent customer service with responsive support and easy exchanges. Sizes run slightly small; consider sizing up. Print quality holds up well after washing.
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