Incredibly Tragic Backstory Tee
Incredibly Tragic Backstory Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
Product Lore
Your parents? Dead.
Your hometown? Gone.
Your mentor? Betrayed you.
Your will to live? Just enough to fuel vengeance.
Sound familiar? Of course—because in D&D, if your backstory isn’t Shakespeare-level tragic, did you even roll a character?
This shirt says what your character sheet is already screaming.
Every D&D table has one:
- The brooding barbarian whose family was killed by goblins
- The warlock whose patron also destroyed their village
- The paladin who swore an oath to a god that ghosted them
And the DM? Just nodding along, mentally trashing 90% of your tragic prologue—because, let’s be real, the party is just gonna murderhobo and fight over pocket loot.
- Wear your character sheet on your chest.
- Let the world know you’ve suffered (or at least your character has).
- Preemptively mock the inevitable DM sigh when you hand over a three-page backstory.
Your backstory was written in blood.
Your fate? Sealed in dice rolls.
Your future? Probably ignored for a side quest about chickens.
But at least you can wear this shirt as a badge of honor.
The real tragedy? You don’t own it yet. Grab yours before your edge dulls.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
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The shirt fits great and is very soft and comfortable.
Great shirt. The people agree.
Very comfortable, beautiful detail, doesn't have a strange smell right out of the packaging. Loose fitting as well, all in all a fantastic shirt for any wizard
Loved the shirts. Picked one of each of the classes I play as and I couldn’t be happier. Excellent quality and a perfect fit.
I love these Reject Modernity tees, but I wish there was an "Embrace Modernity" tee for the artificers among us.
I love this haha
Amazing shirt. Awesome. 10/10 speedy shipping and the quality is impressive. Fits true to size.
I love the “Reject” shirt I got as well as the concept. Super cool and definitely a head turner when I wear it out. The only issue I have is figuring out what other one I want.
A brand that appeals to my tastes. As a child of the 80s it does come with a nostalgia that takes me back. As a current DnD player this speaks to me.I have always been fond of non-standard brands.
I am impressed with the shirt. Not only did it turn heads when I was at my DnD table, it fits the class I so often play. Definitely would love to see an Oathbreaker version, but this will do. So far, it has held up in the wash. "Deus Vult"
5 stars!
The t-shirt I ordered exceeded my expectations—high-quality material and a crisp, vibrant print. It fits perfectly and the sizing is true to size, which is always a plus. Definitely recommend and will be ordering again!
I Love the T-shirt!
Love the shirt! It fits great and feels good.
I live in Phoenix so using a lighter weight shirt is perfect.
I've gotten mixed responses on the design but my friends all love it and it's a high quality print.
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