Product Lore
Your parents? Dead.
Your hometown? Gone.
Your mentor? Betrayed you.
Your will to live? Just enough to fuel vengeance.
Sound familiar? Of course—because in D&D, if your backstory isn’t Shakespeare-level tragic, did you even roll a character?
This shirt says what your character sheet is already screaming.
Every D&D table has one:
- The brooding barbarian whose family was killed by goblins
- The warlock whose patron also destroyed their village
- The paladin who swore an oath to a god that ghosted them
And the DM? Just nodding along, mentally trashing 90% of your tragic prologue—because, let’s be real, the party is just gonna murderhobo and fight over pocket loot.
- Wear your character sheet on your chest.
- Let the world know you’ve suffered (or at least your character has).
- Preemptively mock the inevitable DM sigh when you hand over a three-page backstory.
Your backstory was written in blood.
Your fate? Sealed in dice rolls.
Your future? Probably ignored for a side quest about chickens.
But at least you can wear this shirt as a badge of honor.
The real tragedy? You don’t own it yet. Grab yours before your edge dulls.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
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Very happy with the quality of my shirt and the print!
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