Satanic Panic Unisex T-shirt

The year is 1984.

Parents are terrified. Pastors are preaching fire and brimstone. News anchors warn that dice are a gateway to damnation.

Meanwhile, in dimly lit basements, kids are having the times of their lives.

The Satanic Panic t-shirt captures the paranoia, hysteria, and absurdity of the 1980s moral crusade against Dungeons & Dragons. The headlines screamed “D&D is corrupting the youth.” Now, decades later, we see they were right but we don't gaf.

This isn’t just a design. It’s history. It’s satire. It’s a flex.

Back in the 80s, they burned books and banned dice. Now, we wear the panic like a badge of honor.

Wear this shirt and let them know the game never stopped. The devil didn't win. And yeah, we’re still ready to play.

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The grunge era never died—it just got lost in the haze of a smoke-filled tavern, waiting for the right riff to bring it back. Now it’s kicking down the dungeon door with loose-fitting combat boots, louder, rawer, and rolling with advantage.

Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 2 cranks the distortion to max, fusing epic fantasy with ‘90s grunge rebellion in a way that hits harder than a half-orc's reckless attack (pre-nerf.)

Not every hero wears plate mail—some wear flannel and steel-toed boots.
Not every bard sings ballads—some scrawl dungeon maps in the margins of old setlists.
Not every adventurer seeks glory—some just want one more gig, one last roll, one final chord before the lights go out.

This collection is for the misfits who battle their demons (literal or otherwise), roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know every campaign is just an experience waiting to be made into an emotion-filled rock album.

Your next adventure starts now. Roll for rebellion.