Satanic Panic Unisex T-shirt

The year is 1984.

Parents are terrified. Pastors are preaching fire and brimstone. News anchors warn that dice are a gateway to damnation.

Meanwhile, in dimly lit basements, kids are having the times of their lives.

The Satanic Panic t-shirt captures the paranoia, hysteria, and absurdity of the 1980s moral crusade against Dungeons & Dragons. The headlines screamed “D&D is corrupting the youth.” Now, decades later, we see they were right but we don't gaf.

This isn’t just a design. It’s history. It’s satire. It’s a flex.

Back in the 80s, they burned books and banned dice. Now, we wear the panic like a badge of honor.

Wear this shirt and let them know the game never stopped. The devil didn't win. And yeah, we’re still ready to play.

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The grunge era never died—it just took a long rest. Now it’s back, and it brought dice. Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 2 cranks the distortion even higher, fusing epic fantasy with 90s grunge rebellion in a way that hits harder than a natural 20 on a performance check. (Alice in Chains MTV unplugged)

Adventurers don’t need polished armor and high fantasy clichés—some just show up in ripped flannel, combat boots, and a dagger they found in a thrift shop. Some heroes don’t write ballads; they scream battle cries into the void.

This collection is for the ones who fight the establishment dragons with nothing but attitude, roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know that every campaign is just a concept album waiting to be played.