Look twice. Then roll for insight.

You’re surrounded by the modern world—brands, logos, slogans drilled into your brain since you could hold a controller or crush a Capri Sun. And now? None of it feels like you. It’s all mass-market noise. No magic. No dice. No dragons. No dungeons.

But what if that nostalgia could crit?
What if your favorite brands—the ones burned into your cudltural DNA—got multiclassed into something just for your table? The sacred icons of late-night snacks, childhood commercials, and mall-rat mayhem—each one rolled through a chaotic D20 filter and resurrected as something way more legendary.

Enter D&Double-Takes, a blend of parody and party banter. This month’s designs take the corporate colossi and give them stat blocks. They’re not just visual puns—they’re little acts of rebellion- alchemy for nerds. Each shirt dares you to say, “Wait… is that what I think it is?” And then? Yeah. It's ...not.

Choose your illusion. Let the mundanes squint. The ones with proficiency in perception will get you.

 

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FAQ

Shipping Info

Orders ship after 1-2 business days in most cases. All orders will ship with tracking. You'll be notified about order status every step of the way.

Shipping is $5 flat or FREE on orders of 3 or more t-shirts.

Can I get a friend discount?

Yeah dude! Check your order page for a 35% off coupon to send to a friend. If your friend uses it, you also get 35% off. Now we're all friends!

Size Chart

I currently print only on BELLA+CANVAS T-shirts. I have others available on request, reach out to me if you want anything different!

Bella+Canvas 3001 Size Chart

Where and how are your shirts made?

My shirts are assembled and printed in the USA.

I only print with the highest quality processes available. I'm a total t-shirt snob and I don't feel comfortable selling anything less.

Currently all my shirts are made using Direct to Garment printing. I've printed t-shirts for over 20 years and currently, DTG produces the best looking and feeling, and long-lasting t-shirts in my not so humble opinion.

Who or what is a tsaurus?

t-shirt saurus.

I'm Rex Saurus. I'm an ageless creator from a time long past. In this present incarnation, I make t-shirts mostly. I also write. I take D&D more seriously than the players I run it for.